Out of 26 million Texans, you may have an idea to change the world. You may have had several ideas to change the world. But only a tiny minority of you pushed through the U.S. Patent office from application to successful patent. We've seen Texans change the world many times over. Jack Kilby did it with Texas Instruments in 1958 with the integrated circuit, causing the start of the digital revolution, which, in part, is why you can read these words over your electronic device.
Over the last few years, Texas Business has brought its feature: Texas Business Patent of the Day. This list is of the ones that were either extremely clever, odd or strange. One thing becomes apparent from these patents and the patent that runs daily in Texas Business—Texans have a unique mind set.
Though the history of the Corn Dog is disputed, the State Fair of Texas claims to have introduced the Corny Dog sometime between 1938 and 1942. As a paean to that invention that now sits in the freezer section of every grocery store in the southwest, here are the fried foods the State Fair of Texas has introduced, or tried to introduce, in the last seven years.
Dead Texas musicians live on every time you hear their songs. Their songs play everywhere, so the dead Texas musicians appear to be immortal. Here's the short list.
Don't get caught up with John Wayne religion. For one thing, he's not Texan. He's in some fine movies involving Texas, most notably The Searchers, but none of his movies can make the best cut of Texas movies. Here's the short list.
Unsung Texas Business Journalists Mention that one is a reporter, and there's a spark of interest. Mention that one is a business news reporter, and watch the eyes glaze over. Except to the players, business and economic journalists are unappreciated. While many wish to become sports reporters when they grow up, most do not realize that business journalists cover the Real Game. Mention that reporter covers business, and watch the eyes glaze over. A toast to these below on the short list and the numerous unnamed ones slogging away. Full Story » TexasBusiness.com
Best Texas Mexican Food: The Short List No, we're not going to debate the difference between Tex-Mex, Mex-Tex, Mexican and Texican food. Just know these establishments are the pinnacle of Texas Mexican fare. No brag, just fact. Full Story » TexasBusiness.com
Best Texas Burgers Texas Burgers. . While a hamburger is merely sustenance and gratification for a meal, the memory a good Texas burger can give rise to Homeric odes. The short list. Full Story » TexasBusiness.com
You can switch to VOIP phones. Yes. Yes. I’m looking at your account. The service you’re on will more than handle your phones and your computer. Not a problem.
Second Call.
What? It’s not working? It must be the modem. We’re showing serious packet loss.
Third Call.
We haven’t’ switched that modem yet? That’s an antique.
Fourth Call.
Yes. We’re showing serious packet loss on your end. Let’s check this out.
Fifth Call.
It must be your router. I’m going to cancel the tech call so we don’t show a call-back on the first tech’s record.
Sixth Call.
You ever think about hiring an IT guy? I could refer someone to you? No?
Seventh Call.
It’s not your router. Your service is not adequate to handle your phones and your computer. Oh no, we would have never assured you that your service is adequate to handle VOIP phones. Never.
You need to pay more than twice as much to make sure you have enough capacity for your phones. This is a real, one-time offer we’re making you.
Eighth Call.
We haven't upgraded your service yet? You had technicians out there?
Ninth Call.
There's not really a way to file a complaint. Just upgrade the service. What? We were already supposed to upgrade the service?
Tenth Call.
No. There's no way for you to verify that we're providing the service we said we'd provide. No, you can't get an independent technician.
What? Why would this be upsetting? We’re cutting you a deal.
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